Sunshine, double shifts
Locals wake up to a spectacularly blue sky, w/ golden rays lighting
Day 3: Water is level
Whether it be in a bathtub, pond, lake, or ocean, water settles
Bright, sunny morning, cool wind
The day started off w/ delightful joy in spotting thought-missing workneighbor feline,
Day 2: Polaris is fixed
A reliable tell for viewers of the northern sky, as famous constellation
Day 1: Stationary earth
Does it really feel like you’re moving? Root yourself, stay very still…
Taking responsibility & correcting mistakes
Makes right, almost always. Accidents or whoopsies happens to everyone, so it’s
Going scorched-globe-earth
Just phrasing, announcing its bunkery tho, giving it the ol’ ha-ha while
Spreading flat-earth gossip
Local man takes to social media, where along w/ regular conversational postings,
Weekly breakfast & work
Locals wake up to sunshine, fair weather, & passing clouds; as son
Morning overcast
Local man wakes up at own pace, w/ evening work the only